(-‿⊙✿) nice butt

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

likeclara:

emma watson confusing famous people

richwhitelesbian:

i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen

jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

clearlyagoodrolemodel:

I’m trapped in an avalanche. I’m fighting to get myself out, but more snow just keeps piling on, and I shout, “I FUCKING HATE SNOW!”
A passing skiier, not stopping to help me out, gives me a concerned look. “That’s not fair; it’s not the snow’s fault, it’s the…