(-‿⊙✿) nice butt


happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween


emma watson confusing famous people


i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen

jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)


I’m trapped in an avalanche. I’m fighting to get myself out, but more snow just keeps piling on, and I shout, “I FUCKING HATE SNOW!”
A passing skiier, not stopping to help me out, gives me a concerned look. “That’s not fair; it’s not the snow’s fault, it’s the…